Your all-natural veteran housewife

Reserved, soft-spoken, and socially awkward at a glance, but secretly a sexual deviant. I’m the petite quiet girl with floral tattoos and an attitude that went from being a barracks bunny in the Marine Corps to the hot housewife that married her LCpl.

I’m a woman of many interests;

baking, web-design, and writing are just to name a few- but don’t be fooled into thinking I’m a typical housewife. I spend most of my free time -that isn’t baking and smoking of course- playing video games or watching anime!

While I’m a free loving spirit,

I have strong opinions when it comes to what I care deeply about. You’ll find me advocating for mental health, environmentalism, LGBTQ+ rights, reproductive rights and much more on my social media in my down time.

Experiences & Rates

A public M&G to get acquainted for a bite to eat or drinks is required before I will consider seeing you in private, yes- even for topless maid services.

Topless Maid


an hour, 1 hour minimum, 6 hours maximum

Enjoy the view while I clean your private residence in a unique maid outfit that consists of an apron, headband, stockings, high heels and a thong but surprisingly missing a top entirely.

Sensual Massage


an hour, 1 hour minimum, 1.5 hours maximum

Full-body sensual oil massages are only available at private residences due to the fact bringing a massage table with me to a hotel is the opposite of discretion.

A Little More


an hour, 1 hour minimum, 4 hours maximum

If you are over 45 miles away from me there is a travel fee of 50 per 10 miles. Your private residence must be the same address on your picture ID or a 4+ star hotel.

Book Me for a Tryst

If you like a woman with intelligence, razor sharp wit, and an intoxicating presence, I may just be the girl of your dreams. However, I’m very particular with the company I keep so be prepared to make your best impression if you wish to get the chance to meet me.

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I do not offer incalls, also- topless maid are only available at private residences as well as I cannot provide a massage table at hotels.
Max of 6 hours for topless maid services, 2 hours for sensual massages, and 4 for a little more.
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